Nothing like starting the week with a probing.
Lucky me…3 PM this evening I am getting a colonoscopy. The processes started last night with a food fast. The only edibles I am allowed until after procedure is water, juice, coffee (without cream), soda, and Gatorade. I am not allowed to eat SOLID FOOD or drink drink dairy, pulp, or red dye. Before bed I popped a mouthful of Milk of Magnesia pills, swigged some apple juice, and climbed in bed.
So, for this morning I have killed the last of the apple juice and have walked to work. At 1 PM I have to give my self 2-3 enemas, and then bike to the hospital for a round of anal probing. Then after all has been removed and I have recovered for a few minutes I can bike home and gorge my self on some vegetarian delight. I am going to take some pics and try to get the procedure on video for a nice update.
Lets all hope the video comment was a joke.